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Slave to the Microwave

from Free from the Fridge by Head In A Jar

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Sittin’ round, bored and lazy,
Nothing on tv to see
Gettin’ grumpy, then that feeling,
Stabbing at the core of me
Standin' up and waddlin’ over,
Reach into the deepest freeze
LITTLE BOYS AND TV DINNERS
Lusting for that Mac-n-Cheese
Throw it in, slam the door shut,
Put it into defrost mode
Something’s wrong, food mutating,
I put in a magic code
Stumble back, grab my shotgun,
Fire twice and then reload
TENTACLES AND SIXTEEN EYEBALLS
Mutant, evil, precooked toad


All you do is drool and crave
Eat yourself to an early grave
‘Cause your appetite won’t behave
You’re a SLAVE TO THE MICROWAVE

I am a servant to a reheated master
Formed from a combo of cheese and pasta
He’s nasty and tasty and unforgiving
And he makes me do his twisted bidding
Going forth on his only mission
To turn more food into his condition
A radiated, appetising, underground army
Made of PIZZA POCKETS, CORN DOGS, CHICKEN NUGGETS AND SALAMI

All you do is drool and crave
Serve your master and behave
There’s no-one to come and save
You’re a SLAVE TO THE MICROWAVE

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from Free from the Fridge, released April 24, 2020

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Head In A Jar Sydney, Australia

HEAD IN A JAR are a CROSSOVER THRASH METAL band from Sydney, Australia.

HEAD IN A JAR features uncompromising speed, a triple vocal attack and a thematic focus on the bizarre.

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