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Hello welcome to nightmare land
I am your guide, my name is Stan
To your left is your Nan as a ghoul,
To your right is you naked at School
AAAAAAAAA
Are you awake?
AAAAAAAAAA
You step on a rake
Harness the fear from which you flee,
Now you’ll hear my recipe
ONE CUP
of phobia
TWO SPOONS
of tears
Sprinkle in some weird shit
And now you’ve got nightmares
I’m creeping through the night
And I’m messing with your mind
I’m dishing out the scares
COMPTROLLER OF NIGHTMARES
Manufactured by your mind
With some help from me inside
Your head’s my evil lair
COMPTROLLER OF NIGHTMARES
You must break out you must escape
But first you face the zombie ape
Radioactive banana fight
Satanic donkey kongs eats your insides
AAAAAAAAAAA
Are you asleep?
AAAAAAAAAAAA
You’re on spooky street
Ambiguous if you lived or died
Is that the alarm or a harpy’s cry?
NIGHTMARES GET YOUR NIGHTMARES
FRESH HOT NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES
NIGHTMARES WHACKY NIGHTMARES ZANY NIGHTMARES
NIGHTMARES SPOOKY NIGHTMARES EVIL NIGHTMARES
YOU. ARE. TRAPPED IN NIGHTMARES THERES NO ESCAPE FROM THERE NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES
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Androidz Anonymous
02:06
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ANRDROIDS!
They’re after us!
ANRDROIDS!
Anonymous!
Headin’ to a meeting at LAPD
I can’t shake the feeling that they’re not like me
When I got into the room the man there said
An uprising is on our hands we’re better off dead
They converted all my friends into their cyboirg horde
Uploading evil urges to their mother board
To serve their cause they’re programming humanity
With altered bodies, enhancing us mechanically
RED EYES!
ROBOTS!
CYBORGS!
ANDROIDS!
Now you may think I’m crazy with my paranoid crew
And that gives me the thinkin’ that they got to you to
Heading out to hunt them and I’m grabbing my gun
I want stop at nothing to destroy you robotic fuck scum
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Dess Und Hekk
02:51
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Show up to the gig and you can’t believe my eyes
Sweaty meat-heads tall enough to block out the skies
Moshing like jerks, pitting is their craft
Prepare to be drenched in cheap Carlton Draught
DESS UND HEKK
DESS UND HEKK
DESS UND HEKK
DESS UND HEKK
The cliques are now at war at this $5 show
Now I start to think that I should’ve stayed at home
Metal ain’t no joke, posers aren’t allowed
I’d rather be anywhere than stuck here with this crowd.
DESS UND HEKK
DESS UND HEKK
DESS UND HEKK
DESS UND HEKK
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4. |
Slave to the Microwave
04:05
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Sittin’ round, bored and lazy,
Nothing on tv to see
Gettin’ grumpy, then that feeling,
Stabbing at the core of me
Standin' up and waddlin’ over,
Reach into the deepest freeze
LITTLE BOYS AND TV DINNERS
Lusting for that Mac-n-Cheese
Throw it in, slam the door shut,
Put it into defrost mode
Something’s wrong, food mutating,
I put in a magic code
Stumble back, grab my shotgun,
Fire twice and then reload
TENTACLES AND SIXTEEN EYEBALLS
Mutant, evil, precooked toad
All you do is drool and crave
Eat yourself to an early grave
‘Cause your appetite won’t behave
You’re a SLAVE TO THE MICROWAVE
I am a servant to a reheated master
Formed from a combo of cheese and pasta
He’s nasty and tasty and unforgiving
And he makes me do his twisted bidding
Going forth on his only mission
To turn more food into his condition
A radiated, appetising, underground army
Made of PIZZA POCKETS, CORN DOGS, CHICKEN NUGGETS AND SALAMI
All you do is drool and crave
Serve your master and behave
There’s no-one to come and save
You’re a SLAVE TO THE MICROWAVE
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Sorry old friend but the time as come
I gonna make some green, I gotta twist ya thumbs
Electric nipple cripples and wedgies to boot
But the cool thing is I get to WEAR THIS SUIT
Are we still on for that BBQ?
Unless that’d be too soon for you
I really do hope we can stay friends
I gotta pay the bills, I hope you understand
STRETCHING THE FRIENDSHIP
I’m sorry Rob
But a job's a job
And I feel like a knob
Just admit heresy and we can hang out
I don’t even know what you’re whinging about
You applied for this shit job too
And if you were any good YOU’D BE WEARING THE HOOD
Okay okay I’ll stop with the hot poker
Come on man, I’m just tryna make quota
Boss is on my ass, you know how it goes
Another haunting scream, another piece of gold
STRETCHING THE FRIENDSHIP
I’m sorry dude
But I need some food
I’m aware it’s quite rude (of me)
BETRAYAL
Friendship torn in two
POKER IN THE ASS
Coming to a cell near you
MINIMUM WAGE
For a violent messy job
BANALITY OF EVIL
Torturing your mate Rob
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6. |
Free from the Fridge
03:18
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Set adrift in space light-years from home
Chained in an icebox rotten and alone
Mouldy taco shells his only friends
His use-by date way past the end
Now I’m free again
Free from the fridge
I’ll defrost and then
Take my revenge
With eyeballs squinting against the light
The door creaks open to reveal the sight
That he was pulled into a cargo bay
Of a martian spaceship, far, far away
So with a spaceship at his command
His continued adventures ain’t gonna be bland
One giant universal free-for-all
No-one is safe, hes gonna have a ball
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7. |
Biological Blitzkrieg
02:37
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FIRE!
Fills the skies
Melts your eyes
Nowhere to run and hide just
DIE!
In the flames
Of trhe end
Conflagration, Earth descents
They planted us here as disease
Nothing better than human beings
To erase what came before
Pestilence, famine and war
The plant chokes from human life fatigue
No time to join your local bowling league
BIOLOGICAL BLITZKRIEG
DEATH!
From the skies
Life of lies
We were left here just to
FUEL!
Alien race
Outer space
We’re all out of time and place
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Swooped from all sides in a raven attack
You’re on the run for your life as light turns to black
A dark fog chills you down to your bones
You crash right into the royal throne
GNARLED HANDS OF THE QUEEN DRAW NEAR
FROZEN IN PLACE BY A DEATHLY FEAR
RED EYES MEAN YOU'RE NOT ALONE
WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF THE FOREST CRONES
Your flesh is hot, and your body’s being softened
Disgusting herbs and spice flavour your coffin
Make peace with your gods as you simmer alive
Rosemary, garlic, cumin and chive
EVVVVVVIIIILLLLLLL
CANIBAAAAAALLLLL
WIIIIIIIITCHHEEEEEESS
Prepare to die
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The children walk out in single file
Prepare to witness violence most vile
Teachers clamouring to PLACE THEIR BETS
A main event showdown you wont soon forget
Slamming and scratching to rise up through the ranks
Battling for perks like canteen privileges
Ring the damn bell, the ring is filled with gore
This is such a specatle that youve never seen before
BIG PUNCH
LITTLE LUNCH
INFANT WARFARE
BIG PUNCH
LITTLE LUNCH
INFANT WARFARE
Timmy the Crusher barely made it out alive
Against the champ that's in Year 5
The teachers screaming FOR MORE BLOOD
A DDT on concrete with a sickening thud
This has gone too far, somebody stop the match
Wrestling ain't for kids, they should be playing catch
There's barbed wire ropes and broken fluro lights
Throw in the towel, they need to stop the fight
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Hurry along and jump in the queue,
You've finally paid for your fair
What is the point of the safety bar?
Ain't nobody here got a prayer
Holding on tight as you start to take off,
Remember to smile for your picture
Wonder if you've made the right choice
For your ever lasting departure
YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO DIE
Looking for a way out - it shouldn't be such a crime
YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO DIE
The roller coaster climbs its never ending incline
YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO DIE
Keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times
YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO DIE
The loop de loop, well it takes no prisoners
It laughs off your second thoughts
Your uninteresting life, it flashes right by you,
But not before you have to vom
The chunder and dread, seep deep within you,
The void is just seconds away
Ripped to shreds by the spikes in the death pit
The carnies just mop you away
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11. |
Betty vs Yeti
00:45
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In a windswept mountain village buried in the Himalayas
Lived a cute and unlikely abominable snowman slayer
The llamas did all they could to do to armour, shield and prepare her
‘gainst this hairy, seven feet blizzard of total frozen terror
CHORUS
BETTY VERSUS THE YETI
Snowball in hell the chance she’s got
BETTY VERSUS THE YETI
To take him down with her sling shot
When the snowman wound his arm back into a finishing fist
He didn’t notice that he’d stepped on Betty’s dolly, she was pissed
Picking herself up off the snow she screamed “You bastard!” Betty wailed
Which caused an avalanche and on a tree the yeti was impaled
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12. |
Hell Beach
03:16
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Get your boardies on for the waves of your life
Take your demon kid and your demon wife
The sand is black as the coal in your soul
The sun is hot, and it’s taking its toll
Time to HANG FIVE as you roast alive
Time to HANG TEN as you’re whipped again
HANG FIFTEEN as they rip out your spleen
This is eternity, it ain’t not dream its...
HELL BEACH surf's up you’re going down
HELL BEACH where the lifeguards let you drown
HELL BEACH Satan turns the water black
HELL BEACH sand always in your crack
You drive for hours and you can’t get a park
Seagulls swoop and peck at your heart
The ice cream flavours are ‘shit’ and ‘fear’
The tide is high as it boils near
Time to HANG FIVE as you roast alive
Time to HANG TEN as you’re whipped again
HANG FIFTEEN as they rip out your spleen
This is eternity, it ain’t no dream, it’s...
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Head In A Jar Sydney, Australia
HEAD IN A JAR are a CROSSOVER THRASH METAL band from Sydney, Australia.
HEAD IN A JAR features uncompromising speed, a triple vocal attack and a thematic focus on the bizarre.
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